Monday, September 24, 2007

Ritz...

Ever wake up one morning and realize that you been surviving on Ritz?

I believe Eddie Murphy said it best

If you're starving and somebody
throw you a cracker,

you gonna be like this:

"Goddamn, that's the best cracker
I ever ate in my life!

"That ain't no regular cracker, was it?
What was that, a Saltine?

"Goddamn, that was delicious.

"That wasn't no Saltine. That was...
That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz?

"God, that was the best cracker
I ever ate in my life.

"Can I have another one, please?
Please, one more."
I need steak...

Not just any steak mind you. It has to be the right cut, with the right grain & marbling done just tha perfect medium rare. And don't even get me started on the perfect sauce for it.

Just get started on the steak, we'll worry about the sauce later.

*Goes off to the kitchen to hunt for a steak*

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