As I write this,
one of the most health conscious people I know, shovels gobs of cream and jelly into her mouth.
It is midnight, I am aghast.
It is like watching Linford Christie sculling pints next to me at the local.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I am reminded of the farside, comic, where mary shuts the blinds, locks the door and has a little lamb.
There is much laughter in the house.
I'm going to miss this.
even the yelling and the guilt.
Now excuse me, there's a trifle dish waiting for me.
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Ohh ho ho I can see it all clearly with this vivid picture you have painted - from the jelly dropped onto her clothes, down to the cream smeared around her face.
Poor girl sounds a mess - send her to a dietitian right away. I happen to know just the one... ;)
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